Bug Poop

That's right. You read it correctly. One day you think you're living in a normal city, like any other city in the world. Then the next day you come into the kitchen and find your roommate paralyzed with fear because she's just seen a cockroach/beetle/monster the size of a small rodent on her mango in her cupboard. But you think she's exaggerating. But then your OTHER roommate looks into the cupboard under the kitchen sink and deduces that the bug is so big that it poops. We can SEE it's poop. It poops poop bigger than mouse poop! Holy crap! (Pun totally intended) But our landlord told us to rest assured that these bugs are not a sign of general uncleanliness. Oh no. They just fly in from outside. Thanks man, that really made us feel a lot better.

Wish us luck. If we don't get rid of it, Christina may never go into her food cupboard again.